Easy there, Janet. Bizarro Issue Two is available for the pre-publication price of 15 USD until April 1st. After that, it'll be the usual 20 clams. If you take advantage of the 1/4 off special, the e-mag will slash it's blood-spattered way into your inbox the first or second week of April, just in time for Easter.
Bizarro Issue One is still available for 20 bucks and includes effects with dead animal feet, open wounds, penises and live bees. Worse yet, there's stuff with playing cards. There's also cartoons aplenty and rude jokes at the expense of others.
Maybe the toasted cheese sandwiches have gone to my head. Put on my dead mom's dress and call me crazy, BUT, I tell you what: You want BOTH Issue One AND to pre-order Issue Two? Thirty bucks for both until April 1st. You'll get Issue One in your mailbox ASAP and Issue Two when it slithers out in April.
Paypal your stolen moolah to bizarromag@gmail.com Be sure and put Issue One, Issue Two or BOTH in the subject line so I know what you want. Ok, gotta go. Mother's calling.
