Poor Eugenia Flatsbury...she didn't see anything funny about the latest issue of Bizarro: The Random Journal of Fucked Up Magic. 220 volts of alternating current coursing through her little noggin ought to change her attitude. Of course that cloth-covered wiring is a little frayed and her toes might blacken just a bit...but at least she'll have those bouncy curls again.
The many-times delayed, infamous Children's Magic issue is finally out. Bizarro Issue 2 contains violent, sick mayhem perpetuated on and by the younger set. There's bloodshed, deformity, ritualized satanic sexual abuse and all the other things that make life worth living, conveniently packaged as magic tricks. You can play pin the tail on the martyr at this party by sending twenty bucks, Paypal, to bizarromag@gmail.com
Be sure and specify issue #2 if it's the one you want. Issue #1 is also available for the same price. And please. Do it for the children.
