That's right, there's only a week left to take advantage of Bizarro's $5 off special. What can you do with $5? Nancy Thighmistress, shown right, will personally come to your child's birthday party and perform her delightful vent act. A fun mix of singing, magic and audience participation can be yours for only five dollars, courtesy of Nancy. Or you could buy a sack of White Castles, most of a tube of hemorrhoid cream (rub it on your abs before shirtless clubbing to give you that ripped look) or a 'happy ending' massage from a homeless person. So dash off that $15 Paypal to bizarromag@gmail.com today!
