Saturday, February 26, 2011

Time Is Short!

Little Magnolia Butterfield Abbey, seen right, died under suspicious circumstances although infanticide could not be conclusively proven aside from her mother's non-stop giggling. "What a shame," M. Goulart, the funeral director, was heard to comment. "If she could have held off for another three days she could have received the first issue of Bizarro: The Random Journal of Fucked Up Magic. Oh well." Not only that, but she could have gotten it for 20% off if ordered before March 1st, 2011. In three days the price jumps to 20 smackers, but you can get it for 15 before then by sending your Paypal moolah to bizarromag@gmail.com Magnolia would have wanted you to.